I still rule.
On July 26th, I plucked all the basil leaves off this stem when I made some pesto. The next day, I put the stem into a bottle of water and a week later it grew roots.
Today, i checked it again and it had a ton of roots and some bigger leaves in addition to some new ones budding. So, I gave it a new home in a self-watering pot that I bought yesterday at Home Depot. Let’s see how long it lasts.