Oh man, another one of my friends has produced an offspring. This time it’s the one and only Yong Kim with his lovely wife Helen. Her name is Cara Kim and was born on September 17th. Here’s what Yong had to say: “By the way, everyone who has seen Cara thinks she looks exactly like me. MS. Korea, here come Cara.”

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To Yong: Please don’t drop her.
To Helen: Good luck raising both Cara and Yong.
To Both of You: Congratulations!!